by [jenz0rz] January 13, 2009

Man who is suppose to be in touch with his manly side, yet feminine enough for the ladies. Trendy and very fond of Ryan Seacrest. Shops at Armani Exchange and does not buy pants with the zipper in the front and back.
by Sherrie "Sis" November 5, 2005

by \]\]\]\/[/[/[/ October 17, 2009

A person who knows virtually everything there is to know about computers, programming, and the Internet; technically inclined person.
by Elijah January 9, 2004

by Lance Spear December 4, 2009

1. Some unnamed person that we will call Chris, requests tech support question easily answered by a google search multiple times.
Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.
2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.
Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.
3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.
Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.
2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.
Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.
3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.
by Viper :: BoroLANParty May 24, 2005

John, "Dude, Artx105 is such an uber-n00b, he has one kill and 100 deaths!"
Jake,"LOL, he is the worst noob ever."
Jake,"LOL, he is the worst noob ever."
by E!fy May 21, 2004
