myla turland

a feeling which is described by someone who feels like a freak

i am feeling “myla turland” right now

by coraxo April 13, 2024

Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

by JustG3RM April 15, 2024

Durban Turban

The ‘Durban Turban’ is the act of using multiple rolls of toilet paper to not only clog a toilet, but also to create a mound representing a turban. Once this structure is in place, a person takes a major dump on top of the toilet paper and leaves this display for other unsuspecting people to discover.

Background:

Durban is a major coastal city in South Africa's KwaZulu-Natal province, known for its subtropical climate, beaches, and multicultural heritage, blending African, Indian, and colonial influences.

That was the most disgusting public restroom I’ve ever seen… someone left a ‘Durban turban’ in the only stall available!!

by Naust549 March 25, 2026

Himalayan Turban

The sexual act of sticking a towel into your rectum.

“John and I gave ourselves Himalayan Turbans yesterday.”

by J-Jonah-Jameson March 26, 2026

Topsy-turban

When a transport truck flips over on the highway.

"Wow did you see the accident on the highway? A transport truck flipped over, topsy-turban!"

by anonymous October 29, 2025

awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.

A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.

by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021

AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.

To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021