Jayden Tries

A sad-act youtuber and contract signer who can't keep a channel running.

Person: "did you hear Jayden Tries quit YouTube?"
Person 2: "oh cool, I don't care".

by HungryChungi February 27, 2021

Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

_jxssie.tries_

and important amazing and handsome person <3

HAVE YOU MET VTHIS PERSON NAMED JESSIE? THEY ARE ALSO ON TIK TOK AS _jxssie.tries_ THEYRE SUPER AMAZING

by franceslikesyou September 10, 2021

Chaos Tries

a women

omg it is chaos tries ooh gimmie that pussy

by Netiyiy March 24, 2022

Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.

Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.

by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022

Podoprodol Tretiphine

A high risk medication, used to "harden" a patient's semen. Usually used for prevention.

He was prescribed Podoprodol Tretiphine to prevent any further damage to his appendix, by hardening his semen.

by MA Medical Institute December 11, 2022

New trier

Where the grades are high and students are higher and they only talk about mental health

Oh yeah new trier that’s the place where they only talk about mental health and all the students are high

by King_Headass February 8, 2023