torched

The absolute highest form of pwnzoration. The differen't levels are as follows:

owned
served
Pwned
QWNED
T O R C H E D !

Taken from family guy in the episode where Meg has to babysit Stewie, and whines about having to stay home and claiming she has "better things to do." Then Lois tells her, "Now Meg, we all know you don't have any better things to do", and Peter comes in and says "OHH MEG, SHE TORCHED YOUR ASS.. SHE TTOORRCCHHEEDD YOUR ASs!"

<Tom> "Hey, we should go out some time Julie"

<Julie> "Yeah, I'll think about it ............ Ohhhh My stomach! ouchh"

<Tom> "Whats wrong baby??"

<Julie> "I thought about it"

<Enter Mike> "OOOoooooOoo, Tom, She TORCHED your ass,, shee TORCHED your ass"

by Mike Barlevav September 20, 2005

tomahawk

To swipe one's index and middle finger in one's sweaty ass crack or ball-bag crack and procede to smear it in an unsuspecting victims nose. Usually accompanied by tribal hoots and dancing.

I tomahawked Chatzo while he was talking to his teacher and he said he could smell my sweaty coin purse for 10 mins.

by dirty miagi February 14, 2004

terah

pronouned: TEH-RUH

1) A colloquial term in arabic (sudanese) for 'bird', and thus associates the refered person to have a somewhat similar size brain, or lamia
2) An airhead, or someone who cannot grasp a concept, or lamia
3) Plain stupid, or lamia
4) lamia

someone: "listen Lamia, 2 plus 2 is 4...see?" (show her using finger counting)
lamia: "ok, I understand...so what's 2 plus 2 again?"
someone: "ya TERAH, I already showed you- it's 4"

by Haythem Abdelmoniem January 21, 2009

Tomahawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.

"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me

by Dave March 23, 2004

torch

British term for penis.

My own mother rejects me, simply for the crime of wanting men's torches in my bum-bum! Good-day!

by My Nod Uesp October 21, 2010

Tomahawk

When someone is passed out drunk, take your index finger and run through the sweaty crack of your ass and wipe it across their upper lip.

"Dude, what's that smell and why do I have a brown mustache?"
"I gave you a Tomahawk while you were passed out man!"

by krap July 19, 2012

The Human Torch

First, you must have sex with a girl (MUST BE GINGER OR REDHEAD)

When ejaculating, pull out and blow your load on the girls hair, then when finished, spike her hair up.

"Dude, i just tottaly gave that ginger girl The Human Torch last night"

by iL3gend March 5, 2010