toppel

Capital letter

use a toppel

by OJ Da Hayward June 23, 2009

toppah

A one eyed andaconda capable of giving YOU a face full of creamy venom. sometimes confused with a penis, a toppah is no childs play. usually brown in color and and prefers to attack older aged white women. at a drop of a hat the toppah can throw up in your face.
or... an abnormally large ass hole , on egreat for filling.

Kim- i hung out with a toppah last night.

rachel- im so jealous, is there any left over??

by #solvinproblems November 20, 2011

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.

Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 25, 2019

Topplepoff

When you have sex with a girl, tumble to the ground and accidentaly switch for vag to ass....

"That guy was so wierd last night,.. he pulled a topplepoff!

"I'd rather be be topplepoffed..."

by Shinoodle-oodle June 15, 2009

topphobe

the absolute hatred of tops, the rage of being around tops

oh my gosh did you hear that karma is a topphobe?
bro i know she said axel sucked for being a top right.

by karmachan October 16, 2019

Toppest

When something is at the very top of something or is too high to reach.

1. People say watchman figures are carved at the toppest of totempoles to guard the family or village.

2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top

by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020