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Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"
by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018
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