I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

quantum thought

Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.

"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."

by KayVonPaul June 3, 2021

you thought you ate

when someone says or does something with confidence and pride as if they did a good job, when in reality they did less than mediocre.

bitch i will beat you tf up

girl stfu you thought you ate

by dojadog.1 September 18, 2022

once thought

It is a function to a context that was once doubted or certainty from a person's statement and theories.

Penrose Tilings were once thought as impossible shapes.

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022

you thought you ate that

when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it

someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”

by lanadelraeservelemonade August 2, 2023

Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.

Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.

by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023