skizem

To have madcow skills in a certain area

You wish you had these skizems!!

by PookeyBear April 26, 2005

Swazey

The term Swazey refers to the Patrick Swazey movie, 'Ghosts'. The term indicates how messed, up or under the influence a person is. If you're partying, and you're swazey'd, than your ghost, or gone.

Me: "What's up party animal?"

You: "I just woke up!"

Me: "Do you realize it's 7pm?"

You: "Yea, I was so Swazey'd last night, I don't even know how I made it home!"

ME: "Round 2 tonight?"

by STLtoKC420 December 17, 2013

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 7, 2009

Fo shizel

Like saying for sure.

"Will you be attending your birthday party?"
"Fo shizel"

by loyal2allubitchez August 8, 2009

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

fuck sized

Meaning someone is very fuckable.

Guy1- Bro, that girl is a rachet ass hoe
Guy2- nah, shes fuck sized

by The_Dynasty July 25, 2014

Pocket Size Stow Away Gay

A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.

“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.

by PiedPiperSoFla June 11, 2018