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Slumpadinks

The comfy clothes that you wear around the house. You look forward to putting them on at the end of the day. They have an elastic waistband. They’re cosy, but practical. You wouldn’t particularly want anyone to see you in them. They possibly have a bleach stain on them or maybe a tiny hole. Mismatched and old.
I can’t wait to get home and put on my slumpadinks
by FruddyLovely February 14, 2019
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Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
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stumpky

jessica: “sarah was talking about how you always wear weave”
shaniya: “bye asl. tell that stumpky ass bitch mind her business”
by blasiibabii December 23, 2020
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stupagoofed

A retardation like state of being in which someone who has partied way too hard for way too long .

Burned out , brain on drugs , brain damaged or dead , a lost soul , lost sheep ect . Describes the loss of memory from prolonged heavy drug use .
You could tell he was stupagoofed from the he just stare at you blankly as if he don't understand even the most simplest of phrases
by Don't try this at hone January 11, 2021
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scumpasexual

Your name is most likely Luis
You are sexually attracted to douchebags and jocks
You have a foot fetish
Luis is a scumpasexual
by Listy September 26, 2023
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Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.
I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.
by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011
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Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.
"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"
by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014
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