Definitions by TheRealFuhrer
Illinois Stumpy Stew
Illinois Stumpy Stew by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014
Illinois Walrus Bang
The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"
Illinois Walrus Bang by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014
Chicago Spicer
The act of hollowing out a jalapeño pepper and using it as a condom.
Optional: Recommended that the vagina be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the Mexican authenticity.
Optional: Recommended that the vagina be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the Mexican authenticity.
"I couldn't tell if Juanito was enjoying our Chicago Spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad"
Chicago Spicer by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014