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statham

When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.
"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"
by WhatIsHiphop July 16, 2013
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Strahinja

A guy easy to reach for wahmen but will be gone the day after.
Hey have you seen Strahinja?
Yes I slept with him yesterday
by Soderboi February 17, 2018
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Strathaven

Imaginary shanty town in Scotland just 8 miles south of South Lanarkshire Council's anus, East Kilbride. There is rumour of running water and decent housing for the citizens, but no 'normal' people have bothered to go and investigate. The people have an average IQ of 1.6 and are somewhat intimidating, with a high level of testosterone and aggression. On the streets of Strathaven, there is a high possibility of being stabbed in some way, but usually threats through social networks and phone calls come as a pre-warning. The town has a group of anti-social yobs , with approximately two members, aptly named by other villages, the 'Strathaven Young Team.' This said team is ruled by who people have named The Bull, out of encountering this vilified character. The Cow, who is The Bulls underling, is also recognised as a fearful icon.

Advice to anyone willing to travel to Strathaven:
- Do not wear red.
- Do not use words longer than 4 letters, or the local residents will undertake confusion.
- Do not bring any object that is younger than 20 years old, or this will also cause confusion.
- In all honesty, do not go at all unless you want to be bludgeoned by an unintelligent being.
- If you are willing to purchase any items in the area, the currency used locally is Monopoly Money.
- If you are willing to go to Hell early and not risk a merciless death, just dig a few metres in the centre of the town. You'll find it.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey man, you want to go down to Strathaven later?
Person 2: Strathaven?! Holy Christ, are you feeling alright?
Person 1: Oh yeah, I heard it was forgotten by God..

Example 2

Person 3: Woohoo we're all going down to Strathaven later!
Person 4: I went to Strathaven once, how do you think I look like this?
Person 3: Holy shit on a cracker! That's naaasty! I think we'll pass on that trip to Strathaven!
Person 4: Damn right.
by AndrewC1995 March 17, 2011
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Straphanger

n. Literally, a paratrooper whose weight does not pull the static line to deploy his parachute causing the soldier to flap along side the aircraft by said static line. Figuratively, someone who is a fuck up.
by foulmouth5-0 May 8, 2009
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Strategically placed

AKA Camping, a person (or persons) strategically placing themselves in a place or for the most part a video game.
Ex1: "Dude I was Strategically placed in the house the other day Ashley came over!"

Ex2: Dude1: "OMFG these f*ckers are camping near A!"
Dude2: "No they aren't they are just strategically placing themselves in the game!....Noob."
by Quentin w. February 24, 2011
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Stratford School Academy

A shitty school with the biggest dickhead teacher of all time.They expect you not to even look at someone because that’s an OCE.But this Guy Sebastian is sooooo fineee.
by Hide your kids. January 31, 2019
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strathcona christian academy

chrisrian

school

gay

ass

vape
faggot

shitty ass school
strathcona christian academy- a gay ass christian school where everyone is supposed to "show love" but really they just find a way to get into the church to vape. they walk the halls changed "jesus loves you". But one specific teacher mr.camponi makes it all worse by kicking every kid he has out of his class. sca is where all the rich, privleged white kids go. SCA is a shitty ass school and everone leaves by grade 9 other that the fort christian kids.
by oh my lanta not again November 17, 2018
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