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When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.
Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.
meat skid by Reppin' Latvia September 24, 2009
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When you are banging some bitch from behind and your cock slips out and skids against some nonvaginal part.
Dude I was just hitting that ass and I got carried away and cock skidded her ass.
cock skid by Estes September 25, 2011

dox me skid 

The perfect response to a
skid when they come on your minecraft server and say they're gonna ddos it and steal your personal information.
Skid: OMG IMA DDOS TEH SRVR N U AINT GON DO ANYTHING ABT IT SKRUB
Owner: dox me skid -bans skid-
dox me skid by СукаБлять August 21, 2016

lid skid 

shit spray (skid marks) on the underside of a toilet seat left by a volatile bout of the squirts
Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.

When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.

Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.
lid skid by NCKnobster April 17, 2011

drop a fat skid 

When you’re in a car and you pull the handbrake up and it leaves a rather large skid or marking on the ground
Yo kirsty mate drop a fat skid on his driveway
drop a fat skid by Annavasytsrik November 28, 2017

front wheel skid 

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.
look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.
front wheel skid by christu September 26, 2006