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Jean-Simon

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever
by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023
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Simon Cowell

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow
by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022
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Simon Kalivoda

Literally the hottest character in Fear Street: 1994 who also happens to be my boyfriend. We act as if he didn't die :)
Random citizen: "Woah! Who is that hot man sitting next to you?"
Me: "Oh, that's my lovely boyfriend Simon Kalivoda "
by Sim0nKaliv0dasGF April 27, 2022
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Nick and simon

The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)
Damn nick and simon like to eat ass and smoke grass
by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022
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Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon
I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon
by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022
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Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!
Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!
by Anjuna February 4, 2022
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Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis
by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021
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