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Simon Cowell

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow
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dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.
The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
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Simon Chapman

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?
by Celunyx November 9, 2011
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Simon loader

by PDa cdc137 August 25, 2023
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Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis
by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021
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Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!
Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!
by Anjuna February 4, 2022
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