shit sparkles

The fecal stains on your undergarment after repeated flatulence (farts).

I noticed the shit sparkles on his underwear as I threw his clothing into the washing machine, gross.

by LaMonaLisa November 20, 2011

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Shit Meme

An internet meme (usually political) that takes a particular ideology or statement completely out of context for the sole purpose of belittling or inciting a particular political demographic. Shit memes are factually incorrect and rely on the laziness or stupidity of the reader to go unchecked. When shit memes are allowed to be shared without resistance, it takes on an effect similar to a virus, spreading misinformation to people at an exponential rate.

Originaly defined by "81RD5"

Shit Meme Poster: Posts a meme cherry picking a conservative city and a liberal city posting them side by side, with one photo showing the worst of city 1 and the other showing a beautiful skyline of city 2. A typical excerpt below the picture would compare how one political ideology runs the city 1 better because the shit meme creator happened to choose a nice skyline of that city 1 while posting a worn down neighborhood of city 2.

by AidanBTLF February 20, 2019

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cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010

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Rage Shit

A gut wrenching, hand cletching shit that feels as though you are birthing a baby through your butthole. this massive shit will not only destroy your anus, but also clog your plumbing...so invest in some rid-x. p.s. this usually happens when enraged...possibly on steroids.

My friend hit the gym hard, and later preceded to take his anger out by taking a Rage Shit, which destroyed my bathroom for days.

by Domineezy fur sheezy March 19, 2011

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Christmas Shit

When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.

Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.

by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 8, 2017

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