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Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.
Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
by CraigHayger November 4, 2013
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TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.
Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015
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Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.
Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.
by Chewster February 3, 2015
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bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus
Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone
by Megan smith March 26, 2015
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Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants
by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019
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Seattle Shuffle

When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.
“Ryan you still going out with that girl?”

“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”
by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019
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jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
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