Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.

Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.

by YGproductions May 10, 2016

Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'

by 1759 February 8, 2009

Shitsco

when you realize that you don't need a toilet, and you can just poop right on the floor in the locker room at Newsome High School

Eww look! that red-headed kid just shit his pants on the floor, he's a shitsco now.

by Austin Shitsco March 8, 2010

Shits cashed bro

Something you say when the bowl is over because it's cashed. Continuing to hit it will only be deathly ash with some resin, an unimpressive hit results leaving you looking retarded.

-"Shits cashed bro"
-"Lemme see......... Fuck dude, shits cashed."

by Coldsmoke December 9, 2010

Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.

That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.

by Nazultan October 1, 2010

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

no true scotsman

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group

Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017