Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.

Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.

by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

Flavoured seagull

The flavoured seagull is when you take a woman to the beach for sexual intercourse and you start f#$^$#G her and pull your dick out and dip it in the sand and put it back in.

I took Olivia to the beach to clean her out by giving her a flavoured seagull

by Kingcfs November 28, 2023

Seagull Shuttle

Banging multiple chicks who you drove to the beach while stealing their snacks

Super Fan Josh was trying pull a seagull shuttle on webster lake

by Ched Doyle July 5, 2025

Flock of Seagulls

An idea that did not age well based on the strange 80's haircut.

My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.

by Kahuna77 September 4, 2020

Seagull Sweep

Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.

Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.

by fantasydan November 21, 2016

Seagulls

white bird with grey wings, squawks annoyingly, swoops in, dive bombs, steal food, then fly away

AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips

by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 13, 2018