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I when I caught Uncle George dancing, I scrupt to the top of my lungs! It was so funny. I couldn’t catch my breathe.
by Big Lexxx December 10, 2023
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To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
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To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”
When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”
Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
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"Hey, why did you fart in my lunch bag? I opened it up and got a whiff of your dirty hot ass"
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"Are you gay?"
"Scrutly?"
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"Are you gay?"
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by Tantris Humble March 29, 2024
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"Hey, why did you fart in my lunch bag? I opened it up and got a whiff of your dirty hot ass"
"I dunno, because scrutly mutly"
"Are you gay?"
"Scrutly?"
"I dunno, because scrutly mutly"
"Are you gay?"
"Scrutly?"
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