Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 7, 2010

cookie cruncher

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.

"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"

by Hayleyisthesex July 13, 2006

cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007

scrunchie

jerking off into your partners hair then scrunching it together

she wouldn’t fuck me, so i gave her a scrunchie

by DadBodGeeelong December 21, 2019