santorum

2012 candidate for the Republican presidential nomination; has somewhat extreme views

Who's running for president for the Republicans again?
Oh, it's Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul and some other guy.

by someonewithabettervocabularly June 18, 2012

Santoritis

Santoritis is a condition characterized by lots of whining and bitching, and incessant looking in the mirror. Symptoms include talking shit to everyone, complaining about KAIA runs, Taking disgusting shits without cleaning the bowl after, and talking shit to the 1SG in front of joes. If Difranzitis is the AIDS, Santoritis is the HIV.

"MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

-Holy shit, thats the worst case of Santoritis ive ever seen

by Rifle77 December 26, 2011

santorum

Underdog, Cinderella story, and Despite what a bunch of obvious faggots trolling this website say, an American politician that believes in America and what America was founded upon. that is, the bible. Anti-gay, pro life, and everything else you could want in a politician. If he becomes president, you wont have to worry about sending your son to the army and getting a fairy finger poked up his butt in his sleep.

whatever happened to America? John Adams would be ashamed. I want someone who will restore America, I'm voting for Rick Santorum.

by ShakyJ_85 January 10, 2012

Santorum

A real solid principled conservative who cares about his country and wants the best for everyone.

American really needs a santorum now more than ever.

by tfc1059 April 8, 2012

Jacob sartorius

The sweetest man on earth, and the best perdon to have by your side

Example: Jacob is a celebrity and he gives world tours
Jacob sartorius is funny af

by Sglmc October 4, 2017

sactown

(n)a split personality of shift, sactown can whore threads, and sometimes even entire forums with false information that in all, makes the one who is a sactown, an idiot (please see fzn-shift )

(v)to whore a forum, to be gay

"Sactown is a farthead" ---->PREJAC

"Sactown is gay" --->>db

"Sactown is gay" --->Muff

"Hey sactown, your gay" --->90% of CAL

by 90% of CAL May 5, 2004

Jacob sartorius

A simple definition PERFECTION

Per-fect-ion

Or even

My husben

Hus-ben

Jacob sartorius is my everything

by Alicia sartorius January 30, 2017