Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

Lul-stalgia

Usually a desperate attempt to keep dead forum threads going, this manifests as an internet troll/a-logger wannabe or forum member bringing up old things that the victim of their trolling tactics said and did from years ago as a means to get lulz when the lulz are already dying and there is nothing last. Also includes finding things that have little to no connection to said victim other this person remembered that the victim liked a certain character/actor/show and nothing more. A typical person who has this will use the term 'old news' when referring to the victim but is too stupid to realize that they themselves and the forum thread itself are 'old news'.

There he goes again, going on and on about how nostalgic he is for those lulz. He's got Lul-stalgia.

by MM132 July 23, 2018

Jamal Stal

NOT a soundcloud rapper.
He be on the come up 24/7

Hey dude have you heard that soundcloud rapper, nevermind, he's a jamal stal (not a rapper).

by mtb4758 February 7, 2019

Dae’shialyn

A very beautiful person, when near that person people can’t stand the beauty, that person is very nice and puts everyone in front of themselves. They don’t take people for granted and cares for everybody.

Some that’s very nice, caring, and beautiful is Dae’shialyn.

by DaeDaeCake October 24, 2019

Daily.Stalin

An account on instagram that has posted USSR leader Joseph Stalin since September 2018. Each post contains Stalin and 2-9 Memes. He once forgot Stalin in his post and everyone made sure he knew.

My friend: Man, Daily.Stalin just posted!
Me: yeah, did you know he forgot to post Stalin one time?

by Dominus Blacklace February 7, 2021

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

fabio stalder

A short but incredibly angry goblin, who likes to hit random people when they get near him. He loves to eat feini sosä vo de doris but he also has a very tiny dick. He adores the swiss folklore and also plays the örgeli.

Jo look, there's Fabio Stalder. He is playing the örgeli so well!

by franz89110 June 6, 2023