Lipstick revenge

A girl's own lipstick mark transferred back to the owner via cunning and devious male tactics.

A guy, sick of continually having lipstick marks left on his cheek by girl friends/mates, in an act of pure lipstick revenge, cutely kisses you on the lips, then again on the cheek, thus tranferring your own lipstick mark to your own cheek.

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

anally retentive

Although the original Freudian idea of the evolution of the character through various stages like the "anal stage", at each of which it was possible to get stuck, has not really stood the test of time, many outside the psychological community feel that it's still worth having a term for those backed-up individuals one occasionally encounters who have an abiding need to stop fussing about something or other and relax, unclench, and *blow it out their ass*. For this, "anally retentive" (or simply "anal") will serve as well as anything.

He's so anally retentive only dogs can hear him fart.

by nouiknouik January 27, 2014

recents

The plural for for the word recent

Because recents is a word. Fuck you Beth!

by Zman22 June 9, 2018

Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.

"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"

by Mr. TG October 24, 2009

Lamborghini Revention

This is one very angry looking machine. Not the most aerodynamic, but so aggressive the wind would move out of the way in fear. Only making 20 of these bad boys. It was inspired by the F-22 Raptor.

Thats a bad ass Lamborghini Revention.

by Chris Sanchez December 27, 2007

reventure

funny game with lots of funny jokes and a lot of endings 100 of them in total it might seem like a a lot but you literally get endings for everything from dying to stabbing things

guy 1 reventure best game it has 100 finals

guy 2 ye its a cool game i just stabbed the old man and it gave me an ending

by azuwka August 24, 2021

revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.

Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.

by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008