Religion

Fictional stories about an apparent God

Person 1: did u read that book about someone called Jesus

Person 2: its kinda obvious Religion is fake

by , btw you have aids February 13, 2019

religion

a thing that brainwashes people

man: hey i think religions r useless
man2: yeah you're right
god:

by niggerger October 4, 2023

religion

the thing atheists hate. the thing that brings people together, the thing that sparked the creation of science, the thing that funded the masters of art and architecture. the thing that 95% of the world follows. the thing that will one day overcome the arrogance of atheism

wow all those arrogant atheists really have a hateboner for religion huh?

by mallowsal April 15, 2015

religion

-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.

My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.

by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003

Religion

the opposite of faggot

he's in a religion, he won't let us bum fuck him, he likes girls and not guys

by truth November 27, 2002

Religion!

When something is expected, of-the-norm, standard issue and typical. Often used by respected members of the Cornish heavy metal fraternity.

Derek: "Did you go to the gig last night then?"
Fergal: "Yep"
Derek: "Trashed?"
Fergal: "Religion!"

by Dantera February 7, 2010

religion

a beleif based on the knowledge of a higher power who has created and put you on earth....

have u all seriously lost ur ways that u cant relize that 4 what it is.
a colt is not a religion its a grouping of sacrifice from what u believe lifes meaning to be.

how the fuck do u think u got here? a planet might be able to create simple things like trees and algie, but do u really think an intellagent species can grow from dirt? and evelution is a bunch of bullshit other then catapillers turning into butterflys....if we evolved from apes then why arnt apes extinct. why wuddent they all have evolved. religion is not a way of life, no more then a belief.

by all knowing truth January 15, 2006