Pretentatarian

One who is overly self-righteous about their dietary lifestyle. Who in any given situation will make you feel very guilty for your own choices.

Jane: "oh you are eating another hamburger? Wow, that's like your third this week."
John: "And?"
Jane: "I just wish you would be more healthy, you know like me. That way you won't die an early death."
John: "you are such a Pretentatarian..."

by PittySwag June 15, 2014

pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016

Pretard

Borderline retard with A hint of idiot

Omg he's such a pretard

by the ulitimate insulter December 1, 2016

pretendvatory

The act of pretending to do inventory.

Every sunday chad doesn't want to work so he does pretendvatory

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017