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by Redhawk23 February 22, 2011
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When you put a napkin or tissue over your paranormal peen and then ejaculate propelling the tissue into the air. While it is in the air you must say "Oooo Spooky," or you get visited by the Spiritual Semen.
by The butter man January 14, 2020
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You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
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by futymore December 18, 2009
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by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007
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