Boner Poison

Noun: Someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally shits all over what was supposed to be a good moment.

*see buzzkill

Verb: (Poisoning one's boner) the act of being boner poison.

Noun: Drake was total Boner Poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.

Verb: By taking only one vicodin, Drake poisoned my boner.

by Sneaky lopez July 10, 2010

Sun Poisoning

When sassy pretty girls are jealous because their extremely handsome boyfriends are tanner than they are.

Sasha has sun poisoning, she's too pale

by meisterbates April 12, 2011

poisoned

1. To be intoxicated by alkaloids, carcinogens, or radioactive substances.

2. To be loved by the Queen.

3. Ultimate Assassin's very own castrator of out of control males.

4. 'The most wonderful girl in the world.'

5. 'Pure awesomeness.'

'Hey guys,
Who's up for Vegas?'

by Poisoned January 10, 2004

Pinson

the no where town where convicts run away to because no one knows where it is. This is the town that is country hick backwoods!!

I go to Pinson!

by ashleyyswanker19 May 27, 2011

Mercury poisoning

The correct name for the disease casually known as "AIDS".

Thanks to Freddie Mercury, AIDS will forever be known as Mercury poisoning.

by SeattleJQueen April 3, 2009

penson

Peodophile; Craddle Snatcher

Penson you Peodophile

by Gareth_Beams April 22, 2005

Fresh Air Poisoning

An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.

All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.

by New English January 21, 2009