Slit Palmer

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.
by BwuhBwuh October 01, 2023
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palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 04, 2023
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Jay Palmer

A class A Twat and a fucking dickhead
Oi That’s Jay Palmer a class A twat and a fucking Dickhead
by Special R.B March 11, 2020
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palmer high school

a place where trashy white people think they the shit, n word sayers, people pleasers, pick me’s, & rednecks. bitches who talk shit online just to walk past them in the hallways & think just bc they rich means they run the school. and the worst of all, the bitches who act like they still 12. so if you love that, come to palmer high.
me: i go to palmer high school
them: oh that’s tuff
by ihatewhitepeople222 October 02, 2021
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palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land
a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)
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Rocket Palmer

Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.
variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
by ambasator of Mix September 23, 2011
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lewis palmer high school

a school filled with a bunch of basic ass faggots. almost everyone is ugly as fuck and has no personality. everyone there is either a nic addict or extremely judgmental and they are all pussy ass bitches who use daddy’s money to get whatever the want. your popular if your on the football team filled with a bunch of white boys who can barely pick up the ball or a fugly cheerleader who can’t even do a fucking cartwheel properly
you go lewis palmer high school? “

yea

damn you must be a fucking fag
by ifuckyourchubbymom November 23, 2021
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