toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

promise

promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!

Guy: who's that hotty

Person: oh thats just promise but shes takin

by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.

britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-

by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021

Promise

Guarantee

I promised you that already

by Rico Martian January 16, 2022