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toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.
All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.
by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016
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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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promise

promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!
Guy: who's that hotty

Person: oh thats just promise but shes takin
by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023
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red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.
"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"
by AspireGnome May 8, 2012
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I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024
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promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.
britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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Promise

I promised you that already
by Rico Martian January 16, 2022
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