I'll pencil you in

Informal idiom meaning to make an appointment for someone; to "pencil them in" to the schedule.

"Can I see the doctor right away?"
"No, but I can pencil you in for a two o'clock appointment."

by Hobo Bob May 19, 2004

Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.

Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1

by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006

Pencil Sharpener

1. A woman's vagina. sex usually involves a man inserting his "pencil" into the woman's pencil sharpener.
2. A sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.

1. Dude: "woah, check out that hot ass babe!"
Other Dude: "I gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!"

2. Kid: "Teacher, can I use the pencil sharpener?"
Teacher: "Why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? Just do it already, it's perfectly legal!"

by B34ST December 28, 2005

johnny pencil pusher

someone who pushes pencils, in an offensive or slightly irritating fashion. Someone who has nothing to do with their time but pushpencils, in the same niche as a baumer.

"conor your such a johnny pencil pusher!!"
"ben jokes milloy what have you been doing today besides pushing pencils?"

by Neil Hall November 19, 2006

Pencil Surgery

When your really bored in class so you completely take apart your pen or pencil then put it back together again for no reason.

I had to do a serious procedure on my pencil today to cure the boredness.

I'm an expert at Pencil Surgery.

by tay the boss March 3, 2011

Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.

Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!

by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011

pencilbutt

One with a butt so incredibly flat it resembles a pencil, yet they think they have twerking privileges.

Miley Cyrus's pencilbutt.

by hihihihihihello January 1, 2014