morning moist

When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.

Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.

by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011

Moishe Kapoyr

(kap-OY-yer)
In Yiddish, 'Moishe' is a first name.

'Kapoyr' means "backwards.
A Moishe Kapoyr is "Mr. Contrary" Someone who must say and do the opposite of the majority - Usually for spiteful or self-serving gains.

Everybody wants to go out for Italian but he insists on Chinese! ...What a Moishe Kapoyr!

by Unsunus2 August 13, 2010

Moises

Usually a hispanic/latino boy gets all the ladies most guys hate him because they aint him can drop bars

Moises is awesome

by Pussymaster11& September 18, 2016

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

Moisties

Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.

This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?

by scottfilly November 30, 2009

heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

Moider

A Wigan term - to pester someone, or generally collar them on a particular subject beyond the realms of polite conversation

'Where has Neil gone?' 'He's over by the bar moidering someone'

by J Biscuit August 30, 2007