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Modern Warfare 2

A game that was promised to be amazing, but ended up being Infinity Ward's big cash in. If you think this game is amazing, a). have no taste, b). have never played something good.
"So I bought Modern Warfare 2 brand new thinking it would be great, improving on the original, but all I got was an expansion pack, with a piss poor single player, slightly better graphics, and a multiplayer so unbalanced it makes me wonder what happened to humanity."

"Dude, MW2 is amazing."

"Shut your whore mouth you have no taste."
by Ye Olde Hobo February 24, 2010
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Modern woman

A modern woman can defined as a woman of contemporary times who usually has high mate requirements, career oriented and semi- promiscuous. The term modern woman is usually used to describe women who live in western societies like America, Scandinavia, uk, Australia etc. Modern woman - “ I just matched with this hot millionaire on tinder and he ghosted me. All men are players even though I swipe left on most of them”
by Activated melanin July 31, 2023
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Post-Modernism

The idea that all successful straight white christian males are the scapegoat for the worlds problems in the name of progress.
Post modernist: You are a terrible person because your ancestors took part in the oppression of minorities!
White guy: Cool, my ancestors knew peoples' places in society. You do know that post-modernism is delaying progress right?
Post Modernist: YOU ARE THE REASON THE WORLD IS A TERRIBLE PLACE! I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY GATED COMMUNITY AND WRITE ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF DIVERSITY ON MY BLOG!!! IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE ME MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!
by FEEDMELEMONS August 2, 2012
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Modern-Day Vampire

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

;

one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
;

a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe
www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com
by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004
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Modern Warfare 2

Very unbalanced game. Don't say it is around fanboys or they will flame you to the death.
Me: Wow, another laggy game of Modern Warfare 2. What a surprise.

Friends: Its not fair because the people with better internet will be the ones doing better.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 28, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

Mostly known for it's online multiplayer.
Contains no bullshit whatsoever and is totally fair and balanced. *sarcasm*
Durrr...I couldn't possibly win a real 1 on 1 gunfight in an FPS, but luckily there's Modern Warfare 2.
by Tickles McLolz October 30, 2010
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Modern Warfare 3

The third installment of the 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' video game series. The game focuses on douche-baggy magical warfare tactics that only make sense when you don't think about it.
Douche-bag 1: Hey brah, let's go play some Modern Warfare 3!

Douche-bag 2: Yeah man! It's so realistic!

anyone with a brain: Fuck you guys.
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