Minge Pith

Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.

Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.

by scruffystuff December 14, 2012

MindGeek

Seriusly one of the most evil corporations in the world, along with WGCZ Holdings.

Basically these betas controls every single pornografic website you could think about. PornHub, XVideos, Brazzers, XHamster, the list goes on...

In case you are an ignorant coomer (like me in the past). Let me explain you one quick thing before we continue: ALL PORN IS CRINGE AND BAD. Yes, including hentai, and yes, including "consentual" contracts or whatever they made up.

So basically, they profited over videos of women from all ages (even underage) been raped for real. And not only the "amateur" things are shit, their own studios are evil. There is one named Pure Tabbo where they portrait bullshit like rape, incest, drugs, unwanted creampies on homeless teenagers...

In case you did not get it, is all anti-woman propaganda. Those fucker knows humans are flawed creatures with natural desires and dreams, and of course, like the generic bad guys are, they exploit it and highjack our boys and girls bodies, minds and souls to turn them into braindead consumers or souless products.

Rebember: 98% of all women and men who did porn ended up regreting it! The 2% are sluts who deserves to be publically executed.

Example 1:

Informed Person: "I found a job at MindGeek, the pay was REALLY GOOD. But it was not worth getting digital blood in my hands."

Gigachad: "Respect man, your doing the world a favor, trusth me."

Example 2:

Coomer: "Guess what? I've hired at MINDGEEK BABY! You know imma gonna spend my coffe breaks with the sexy ladies there ;)"

Normal Chad "You? You are a fucking beta soyjack cuck pussy boy that cannot even maintain eye contact for 0.1 seconds. You are delusional, and know i am going to kill you."

Example 3:

Girl in vulnerable economical position: "My sister and i are planning to audition because our parents are deadbeats and we need to pay our debs."

Female Gigachad "Not worth it, you two girls come work for me on retail. You get your independence real quick."

Example 4:

Random Girl that did porn: "Damm, i feel very ashamed of agreeding to do those movies. Now i feel like used goods."

Psychologist Gigachad: "I actually do not know how to treath your case, so i am going to call my friend, she is an expert in those situations."

by Fgyjt April 28, 2023

the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Ginger minger

A red-head whose visual putrescence is sickening.

That Kathy Griffin slut is an f'in ginger minger.

by Duder December 13, 2003

mingle

To pro-actively engage in discourse with fellow patrons attending an event

Johnny was sick of talking to Mikey at the party, so he went to mingle with a group of fine ass bitches ready for coitus.

by momgoloid June 24, 2003

mingle

to get to know more people of the opposite sex.

im going to go mingle with the boys over there.

by Zikanin June 18, 2009

Minge

The Tobacco Pouch surrounding the Fem Beef

I had to pick her minge from between my teeth.

by Ranceed January 27, 2010