mairi

Mairi, more commonly known as the, "Mahairywillie" can be found lurking in dark corners. She enjoys nothing more than to stalk her prey around the streets of Glasgow before she penetrates their bubbles and makes their pumpkins cry.

She is the first known creature to"ORFL" and follow this strange action by eating her own fear.

Mairi just ate her own fear!

by tabbycatrawr! June 2, 2009

matrix

1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good

matrix ---------- glitches errorrrrrrrrr 404 -------------------------------------------------

by willow November 11, 2003

mercedes madrid

Some stupid man-looking beottch that goes to pistor middle school that is always confused does't know wat the hell is going on anytime.
beware dont try to be friends with her she is a Backstabbing lieing hater that i hate.

how should i start? well shes alwayz confused she hates on me 4 no reason at all and shes a backstabber.

by Annonymous:-P April 3, 2005

The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004

matrix it up

When a movie is horrible but the producers try to compensate with an abundance of special effects.

Assistant:"Sir, the movie did horrible in the screen testings."
Producer:"Well, here's twenty million. Matrix it up and give them something pretty to look at.

by blitztwo March 29, 2009

MaTribe

Mother of all. Caretaker to all. One who is for all. Mother of Autumn, Mother of Cory, Mother of Vanessa, Mother of Natashia, Mother of Heidi,Mother of Xavier, Mother of Alex, Mother of Nathan, Mother of Narissa, Mother of CJ,Mother of Aiden, Mother of Matthew, Mother of Parker. Mother to all born now an yet to come. Etc.

Its all good, MaTribe will take care of that.

by greywytch December 21, 2016

Matriks

A dog, particuraly a welsh corgi pembroke. Loves memes and hates NSFW.

Person 1: Oh look here comes Matriks.

Person 2 : Get your memes ready!

Person 1 : He only accepts the best memes!

by Definerdefinurr December 27, 2016