Mathematical Virginity

You lose it when you experience your first Aha! moment—when you feel like parading yourself naked after being struck by an insight, or upon solving a difficult math problem.

Billy lost his mathematical virginity after he found an intuitive proof to the Pythagorean theorem.

by MathPlus October 5, 2017

Mathematical Unicorn

A math theorem whose real-life application may be worth at least a billion bucks—a revolutionary result that could propel the applied mathematician into mathematical fame or immortality.

The Riemann hypothesis is a potential mathematical unicorn , especially in the field of e-security—whoever proves it is guaranteed both fame and wealth.

by MathPlus August 19, 2017

Mateo

A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.

Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 23, 2019

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

mathers

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

by wysiwyg March 25, 2004

mateo

kindest person you'll ever meet. who'll blush with his eyes and never fails to make something awkward. will freak out over holding hands and cares for you no matter what. he is such an amazing person that will make you smile uncontrollably 24/7 and have questioning why you deserve them.

mateo ZAMN

by dookiesucker420 November 6, 2021

Mathew

Usually a man whore who is too selfish for his own good. Secretive, daddy issues but has a firm ass.

God damnit Mathew, keep it in your pants.
Stop screwing all of your friends Mathew

by cushionyshenanigans April 6, 2022