Marilyn's Law

Any discussion regarding portrayals of female beauty in the media, especially in regards to weight and shape, will devolve into a discussion of Marilyn Monroe's dress size (what it was, whether it was a constant, what it would be in today's dress sizes, whether she presented a more realistic beauty ideal, etc.)

A: I can't believe how skinny models have gotten!
B: I know! I wish we lived back in the 1960s when people liked a woman with real curves.
A: Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12?
B: Can't we have a discussion about this without invoking Marilyn's Law? You know she had to diet and exercise and get plastic surgery, right? It's not like there were no unachievable standards of beauty for women and all was well with the world back then, either.

by Theoretical Shopaholic March 30, 2011

The Mail

A popular slang in local parts of Somalia meaning a moment of excitement or attention-garnering action.

*Somebody does something cool*
That's the Mail!

by tigersmom March 20, 2021

me-mail

A self-centred e-mail, which talks in detail about your weekend, your relationships or how you are feeling etc, the contents of which are likely to be irrelevant to its recipients or are written purely as a form of self-therapy. Can be ambigiously friendly or malicious - within a close-knit group me-mails may be written to alleviate feelings of status envy in the sender or to attempt to invoke those feelings in its recipients.

Hi guys, had a FANTASTIC weekend. It's going SO well with me and John - I just can't get enough of him! Don't want to pour cold wataer on it but I think he's going to propose soon!! I know I'm so lucky to have met him, and he's so rich too. We went to the most amazing restaurant on Saturday and then he drove me all the way down the coast just for afternoon tea. How lucky am I?! Can't believe it's Monday already though - still, only a few more days till the weekend!! Can't wait!!!! Janet x

by Dave Drodge March 10, 2004

Haulin the mail

"hauling the mail"... a phrase used to define a vehicle, human, or other object moving at an incredable rate. (faster then the object would typically move)

The first time i heard this i was in minnesota watching a riding lawn mower do a wheelie down a side road then take off down mainstreet. the rider recieved a ticket for speeding. The thought behind this phrase is simple.. mail men get you you're mail usually overnite... from places all over the country, not much is faster then that. hence "hauling the mail"

while watching a barstool race.
Man1: a barstool with a 5hp motor on it? This is crazy!
Man2: yeah these things are awesome.
Man1: did you see how fast they were going?
Man2: yeah man, they were "haulin the mail!"

by "McNasty" & "Hollywood" September 1, 2009

[Marilyn Monroe]

A very memorbale actress from the 1950's, born on June 1st 1926, born Norma Jeane Mortensen. Marilyn never knew her father and her mother Gladys was sent to an asylum when Marilyn was very young, she was sent from foster home to orphanage countless times. Marilyn married 3 times in her short but sweet life, she was married to her childhood sweatheart, baseball legend Joe DiMaggio and great playwright Arthur Miller. The marriages were short lived but symbolized love for Marilyn. Marilyn died August 5th 1962 of suspected overdose, some believe it was murder. Marilyn was one of the best actresses the world has ever seen and had a sensational voice.

Marilyn Monroe was in the movie Some like it hot with Tony curtis & Jack Lemmon she sang various songs thorughout it

by Marilyn Monroe Impersonator August 25, 2008

hairy magillacutti

a male with lots of leg and chest hair,having hairy legs or a hairy chest

wow check out that guy hes a real hairy magillacutti, did you see how hairy his legs are hes a hairy magillacutti

by socalgoblin February 27, 2009

Mailbag

when during a sexual encounter, a man inserts his balls into his male partners ass. the male on male equivalent of "Dog In a Bathtub"

With the way he's been walking, I think Jay has gotten the mailbag one time too many from Bill.

by El Guapocito March 31, 2009