Leather Chair

When a hot young chick rides an old weathered man sitting upright and she sticks to his wrinkled bronzed skin.

Amber got that good leather chair from Richard last night.

by SlipperyNicki July 1, 2022

len leatherwood

a crazy smart person who is a book writer.

look at books

by len February 4, 2004

nipple leather

The term refers to accidental sighting of the darkened skin around the nipple (the areola) of the female breast.

That tank top is so low cut, I think I caught a glimpse of some nipple leather.

by geekmagnet27 May 19, 2010

douche length

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

by benthenry April 3, 2015

Team length

When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something

James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .

by Cuckatron October 1, 2017

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

fap leather

The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.

Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.

by MrMaclroy July 17, 2018