Mrs Lad

When you stab someone with a semi colon whilst they are being hit by an English book then afterwards rape them with an inflatable baseball bat.

That bitch ass white boy didn't do his homework, better give him a Mrs Lad!!

by Dave Peggit June 23, 2014

Spotty Lad

An english lad with spots, known to wear fishing caps and bother Phil Collins for autographs

Not many girls came to see the show, just a bunch of Spotty Lads in fishing caps asking for my autograph

by Spotty Lad #33 February 6, 2018

poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

Corsa lad

Someone who things there popular but drives a pimped up shoebox and hangs out with underage girls

What's wrong with Jeff?
He is a corsa lad

by Lord kaboom December 17, 2019

Not assed lad

something that Rauhzu calls Fear

Ay u not assed lad run my offs in Dh innit bruv

by Rouz October 4, 2022

nobber lads

Some lads

Nobber lads are some lads

by Nonce November 2, 2018

platinum lad

A platinum lad is a male with exceptional urban alpha male attributes, such as ability to down pints quickly, have amazing banter and impress others with their general wittiness and awe!

He was a real platinum lad

by Banter saw us September 28, 2023