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Keith

Some kid in school I thought I'd never talk to but is the sweetest, funniest, smartest and kindest person you'll EVER MEET, some day might even be your boyfriend .>.
Person : OMGG KEITH IS YOUR MANS?!? damn gurl you scored
Me : Yeah ik UwU
by Hobisxsunshine August 15, 2022
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Jim: that Keith over there is so gay
by The Detroit river October 16, 2023
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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
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A guy who thinks he's weird even though he is not. Usually plays video games because he thinks it's everything he can describe his day. Actually he is not a weird one because some people don't know him yet but when you get to know him he'll be someone you wish to be a permanent part of your life. He is a good friend and a Keith is very passionate with the things he wants to aim.
; He's so cool
: Yeah, he is a Keith of course
by Swiftayyyy June 8, 2021
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Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
Do you know Keith Starmer?

The liar that broke all of his ten leadership pledges?

That's him!
by iheartpat August 22, 2022
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FINE ASS NIGGA WHO CAN FUCK EVEYBODY HE WILL make YOU CUM Keith is so sexy he goes to geo prep and fucks all the bitches the finest nigga you know and has a BBC
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
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the most amazing person ever who i love so much, he deserves the world <3
by r1oooo November 14, 2021
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