jabbing

1.the art of hitting on a woman will mild complements and flirtatious words. keeping it short and sweet. never giving her the feeling that she is being hit on, because she's getting jabbed ;)

2. small punches that do little to no harm, but gets the job done in a boxing match.

3.to get a feel for a woman's personality by asking her simple questions and giving her a clever response to her answer. bitches love when you listen.

4. Very short intellectual words, phrases or jokes that leave little to no room for female to think. therefore melting her brain and controlling her every thought. bitches loved being controlled.

1.Chonie_26 "hey man did you get that girls number"

RHett_69 "yup" i was jabbin her all night and she gave it up"
2. Oneal_45 "hey lets go jabbing tonight"
3. george_22 "i jab all day errrday"
4. mike_jones" hey lets go hit on some chicks tonight"

Paul_wall " no mike i do not hit on girls, its too cliche, lets go jabbing"

5. Brett27 " ive been jabbing this chick all semester and she still wont fuck me.

6.jason_99 "i have a girlfriend, doesnt mean i cant jab other girls ;)"

7. Nicker_bokers33 " hey man i don appreciate you jabbing my girlfriend.

by C_Money27 January 12, 2014

Jobble

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash

"Jobble me, baby, jobble me"
"Why don't you jobble me"
"Yeah, you jobble those balls"

by Malfecient Employee November 11, 2009

jobbles

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."

by janelle renée August 18, 2006

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.

Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.

by Bobby June 24, 2004

Jobbyist

Someone who has to enjoy a hobby while on the job because his girlfriend or spouse will not allow him to have a closet full of baseball cards OR a garage/basement full of model trains.

Hey Peter, what the hell is all this crap in your cubicle? Oh I collect baseball cards and model trains?
That’s cool, but why do you do it here at work? Here is the thing…………..My girlfriend wont let me have fun at home.
Oh Peter that’s too bad...

Man I hate to see another guy become a Jobbyist because of the vagina.

by B-Nizzle June 11, 2006

jibbing

Normally a term in secondary schools in England seeing as most of the other definitions are nothing like what it means in school. It is the act of skipping lessons by hiding out somewhere usually in the school grounds. Most Jibbers usually are in groups of two to five. Jibbers are by no means bad kids, a lot of people jib the lessons they hate. Also if someone is off school for whatever reason then it is almost a necessity to say 'jibbing' when that person's name is called in the register, just to annoy the teacher.

Student 1: C'mon, it's French now.

Student 2: Nah. We're gonna jib French

by Craig April 29, 2005

Jobby

jobbyist, n; jobbies, plural
(1) combination of hobby and job.

(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.

(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.

Jobby examples: PTA President, golf course marshal, churchwarden, many activities performed by stay-at-home parents

by sprtagt September 9, 2010