Jesenia

A very outgoing girl that is very Loveable And gorgeous, fun to hangout with , A great friend And Guys Want Her But Cant Have Her .

I Wish I Knew Jesenia .

by Crazyy101 October 6, 2011

jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

Jeslyn

Jeslyn is super nice and has a beautiful smile. The meaning behind it means wealth and beauty. She is very faithful but hates when people talk behind her back. She's pretty sensitive and will get sad easily. She can get very hyper and eat too much sugar, or at some points laugh for no reason. If someone were to create a rumour about her she would expose them, and u wouldn't like to get exposed by her. She's pretty short and has beautiful green eyes and talked a whole lot. She's a pretty good friend if you get to know her. If you are bratty she will hate you. She can be very hateful. But she can also be loving, outgoing and hilarious! She can crack you up in 2 minutes. Or less. She's got a one of a kind sweet tooth that will munch on everything sweet or chocolatey. Jeslyn is one of the best people to know or be friends with if you deal with her right. You don't want to get her mad! Anyways, she's a wonderful person to hang around, so ft yourself a Jeslyn!

"Omg is that Jeslyn?"
"Yup. I totally wish I was her.

by Monseir Alex W September 7, 2018

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".

1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!

by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018

jesus legs

When someone's legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.

After a long winter when I could start wearing shorts, my Jesus Legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend's eyebrows off.

by Lucy Dorphin October 7, 2011

Jesus whoopin'

The Southern Baptist version of karma.

Bill: Remember last week when John dropped his fishing pole in the lake and Frank couldn't stop laughing at him?

Ellen: Haha yeah, then Frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!

Bill: He sure got a Jesus whoopin'!

by MaryCoal122511 December 29, 2011

jesus muzik

a term used for Christian hip hop music
term created by/ made famous by lacrae and reach records
also is the name of one of lacraes singles

ridin' wit ma top down listenin to this jesus muzik

by Calvin A July 27, 2006