Jacob

Literally just the sexiest guy with the biggest penis you could imagine! He's perfect in every way, an amazing person, charming, funny, and even black!

"Have you hung out with Jacob recently?"
"Oh my god that guy?! I would let him do ANYTHING to me"

by September 16, 2020

Jacob

no one likes jacobs , they may look hot but a jacob is stupid,annoying and overall a total asshole

i banged jacob last night
why, he is such an asshole
but he's hot

by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 August 26, 2020

jacobizing

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl

when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process

by ashley jacobs September 01, 2006

Jacobing

1. A name given to the action of indirectly asking or suggesting somthing.

1. Jacob: Man, that ceareal looks mighty delicious....
Joe: Are you Jacobing me?
Jacob: Yeah...
Joe: Would you like some cereal?
Jacob: Yeah....

2. Jacob: So, heard that movie was pretty good....
Jill: Did you just jacob me?
Jacob: Yeah....
Jill: Would you like to go watch this movie?
Jacob: Yes Please....

by Wilburt July 10, 2006

Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 20, 2020

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is always gay. He loves toes and james charles a little too much. He loves to sneak up on you when your in the shower and wash your back. In summary, jacobs mad sus.

Friend: Bro jacobs after me!
Me: Don't give him your sweaty jim socks bro.

by Urmumsdentures July 23, 2020