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howarding

when needing something and not directly asking, but beating around the bush
you were howarding for a ride last night
by kgk535 November 3, 2009
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Howard

This common surname derives from the phrase "Hog Warden", the name of one of the most important of the Officers of an English Feudal Manor. (Sources: an online document dating from Feudal England and a segment of the late John Ciardi's wonderful radio program.)
My brother's name, strangely enough, was Howard.
by Phil I. Buster September 26, 2010
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Howardism

What you get when a large group of delinquents don't know when to let a bad joke go,and end up getting "f's" in school due to insomnia,and little remembrance of education.
Adult: good morning fellow human being

Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.
by A concerned bystander. November 20, 2019
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The Howard Stern

To do something in the bedroom to your significant other that you have not done before.
Girl I'm about to give you the Howard Stern.

John: I want to surprise my girlfriend tonight. What should I do?

Steve: Give her the Howard Stern.

Hey guys, I just have her the Howard Stern. It was amazing.
by Spydaman1 July 10, 2012
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Howard

HOWARD
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device

2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.
ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.

ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu
by FooFoo the Bunny March 2, 2009
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Howard

To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.
I know you like to Howard but have you ever done a Howard Kirkwood. It it the bomb. Until you have to poop later.
by slicknes1977 November 3, 2010
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Howard York

Yo, man, you just pulled a howard york! !
by xoxoboiii September 16, 2016
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