National Handjob Day

On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.

you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!

by Jasonandrewson June 26, 2021

Henson Handjob

A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual

She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob

by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021

Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame

Hey you want a farm handjob?

… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.

by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

handjob

Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.

Damn baby, if I wanted a handjob, I'd do it myself! Get down on that shit!

by KGCP October 30, 2006

handjobbies

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

by Aya March 2, 2005

Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019