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guido and the guy

In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.
We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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guid-bro-bro

male sheep triplet name, usually of the irrelevant triplet
oh man, isn't guid-bro-bro just so annoying being a triplet!
by blue battle-axe April 10, 2021
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deusch guido

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos
caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.
by noltad eggits March 8, 2008
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Fili-Guido

A Filipino Male who greatly inspires to become a guido, although cannot as they are not of Italian decent. So therefore resulting in a Fili-Guido. Fili-Guido's are rarely, but also referred to Italian born Filipinos (Filipinos born in Italy).
Johnson: Man, that kid Manny wants to be a Guido so bad!!

Colt: I know right! Man, he's a Fili-Guido.
by broomstick44 August 7, 2010
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El guido guape

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.
A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.
by Chiefnass December 30, 2012
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Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019
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Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."
by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019
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