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Gues

I’m a really big idiot who can’t spell.
I’m Gues
by Lolitsdestroy November 21, 2018
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Gypsy Guest

Person who will try to book an hotel room, saying that "the general manager told me..." and then continue with lies.
Later during the stay find one or two things bad with either the service or room, and at check out plant a cockroach or other bug into: bed, sheets, towels, food, and dresser drawers. Then proced to refuse to pay and/or demand to be reimbursed for such a "horrible" stay. After getting away without paying they go back to the room and steal everything that they can get into their luggage.
Receptionist: Did you hear about the guest that didn't pay for the discounted rate that our GM gave them?
Supervisor: oh! you are refering to the Gypsy guest that lied about the discount, planted bugs in the room and then browned the room?
by Antonio Baila July 3, 2009
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Guesstapo

A popular denim brand during World War II.
From Poland to Italy, Guesstapo was in everyone's closet during the war.
by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009
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Guessnicity

A game played by one or more individuals where the player(s) attempt to accurately guess the ethnicity of a person accurately in either verbal or written format.
T: You wanna play Guessnicity?

K: Sure, throw some names at me.

T: Tyrell.

K: African-American

T: Jorge

K: Hispanic

T: Kareem

K: African-American?

T: Wrong...Arabic.

K: Dang, this game is hard!!
by Ashland_Rox March 8, 2010
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guesshole

n.
1. The area in which opinion or fact is pulled when the speaker is obviously ill informed about the issues.
verb. Guessholing
What the hell is Eddie talking about?" " I don't know...he's pulling stuff out of his guesshole.
by eddie234 December 7, 2010
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Guessening

When listening to a conversation and guessing what is being said for the parts that you couldn't hear/understand.
Sally:Wait did he really say that?
Wendy:Well maybe, but I don't know for sure, I'm just guessening
by sewagecorn October 17, 2011
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Guessume

Guessume (or guessumption) is a combination of guessing and assuming.
I guessume you bought us dinner?
by KC Rappa November 4, 2016
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