A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).
Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).
Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?
Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?
by Ashland_rox March 02, 2010
I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.
I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.
I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.
by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009
A game played by one or more individuals where the player(s) attempt to accurately guess the ethnicity of a person accurately in either verbal or written format.
T: You wanna play Guessnicity?
K: Sure, throw some names at me.
T: Tyrell.
K: African-American
T: Jorge
K: Hispanic
T: Kareem
K: African-American?
T: Wrong...Arabic.
K: Dang, this game is hard!!
K: Sure, throw some names at me.
T: Tyrell.
K: African-American
T: Jorge
K: Hispanic
T: Kareem
K: African-American?
T: Wrong...Arabic.
K: Dang, this game is hard!!
by Ashland_Rox March 08, 2010
I have to go to the doctor. I'm having some assues.
My husband wants me to stick things up his butt. He's got some assues.
My husband wants me to stick things up his butt. He's got some assues.
by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009