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gobbledygook

The act of performing oral sex on a person of Asian descent.
I performed some serious gobbledygook at that Pho house on Saturday.
by renton November 13, 2009
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globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running. Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or speculative sense
"I globber for you."
by your name here April 23, 2005
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globble

1. Mainly, the general feeling of disorientation and helplessness caused by the impacts of globalization. Someone who is feeling globbled may be angry, depressed, sad, etc, because of the sense of being unable to process the increasing amount of changes globalization brings into our life.

2. A tangible impact of globalization, such as a job loss.
"Gosh Sara, what's the matter? You look so glum." "Yeah, I read the newspaper today and I'm feeeling really globbled."

"Mark had this great job in advertising, but it was globbled. Now he's working as a check-out clerk at Wal-mart."
by Will Krider February 23, 2004
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globber

Short for Globbermonster. A very large mishaped person.
Bret is a globber because he is 7 ft. tall and weighs 400 lbs, and lies alot.
by el poopino October 14, 2003
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Gooble Gobble

When a person is high on speed and talks with a speeded up , confused tone
Hillbilly Hill was about to gooble gobble for hours on end after hits off the pookie.
by kushbrainz October 28, 2014
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Grobber

Noun that describes a person that steals and/or destroys the hopes, dreams, future, success, glory, etc., of a larger group of people or an organization that represents said group.

Originates with Greg Robinson, a head coach of Syracuse University's football team, who oversaw the dramatic collapse of a once-successful athletic program.

Can also be used as a verb.
It had taken three years. Three long years. But finally, Robinson could look out upon the ruins of that hated city, once-proud, once-powerful, now covered by the cold, falling snow. The foolish denizens of the city-state of Syracuse shivered among the broken pillars of their desolate city, once again staying home another winter, whispering to one another around garbage-can fires in dimly-lit caves, whispering only:

"The Grobber has come."

And now, the Syracusiai could only eye with fear that once-sainted ground where the Orange had stood, the Holy Dome, now perverted to the Grobber's mysteries. He had taken their glory. He had molested their city. He had Grobbered their dream.

The Grobber turned from the window to face the figure behind him. The cracked expression barely conveyed the dementia encapsulated within the deranged mind of his round, globular companion.

"Otto," the Grobber said, "Inform the Conclave. Begin the invasion. The time of the Crab People is at hand."
by SKim172 October 1, 2008
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Cock Gobble

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*
by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008
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