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Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.
Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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great fagotini

an openly queer illusionist and performance artist, who stives to entertain his audience while educating them about safe sex and gay pride. looks like a combination of liberace and david copperfield, while the act itself is like seeing scott thompson (from kids in the hall) riff on chris angel. and the story about the rabbit ? that's no truer than the practice of gerbiling...
did you guys hear ? the rainbow alliance invited the great fagotini to campus !
by frere ubu January 14, 2008
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Dick Graters

The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
by nomanbags August 19, 2010
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the great unwashed

1. A person of a lower order who is looked down upon by most of society.

2. A term to refer to anyone who is common and or stupid in their ways.

3. Can also be applied to a person who follows 'the crowd' and dosen't have a mind of their own.
Being lazy, a moocher and lacking a college education M. Rehmeyer was considered as one of 'the great unwashed' by the higher echelons of society.
by Rnotbscot February 12, 2008
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Grease Monkey

A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.
My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.
by Keeping it Wheel June 4, 2018
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Great White Buddha

Just a nice way of saying "toilet."
This phrase is most often used with the word worshiping, as in: "Neal was so repulsed by the picture that he spent the rest of the evening worshiping the Great White Buddha." This, of course, describes the act of throwing up.
by Talkmaster May 29, 2011
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grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.
yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!
by bomb city April 29, 2008
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