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AFF GOALS

"AFF GOALS"is a expression used in conversations and texts to express there self by saying something or someone is cool,awesome, or great.
Mark:If I was the richest kid in the world that would be aff goals!
Tom:you know right
by Keishonlol May 28, 2017
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What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.
Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016
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SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound
That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one
by CWimby March 1, 2023
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roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
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Couple Goals

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.
by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021
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unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn
by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016
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hiller goal

when one scores a very lucky, trashy, "sweaty," goal (off of a rebound in most cases). The goal scorer often celebrates as if he has scored an incredible goal, oblivious to the fact that it was not cool at all, in fact it was very ugly.
Wow... classic hiller goal, scoring a rebound off of isaac's shot.
by baller196478 November 4, 2013
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