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geometry

(n)

1. A mind-numbing class which will leave any student's head spinning.

2. What Kagome hates above all else!
1. Teacher, will you please let me torch my geometry book?

2. "I hate geometry" - Kagome
by RHS Student June 28, 2004
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German

Someone of German descent; A common language spoken throughout Europe. Germans are NOT Nazis, or always Angry and Aggressive. In fact, French people tend to be more aggressive then Germans. Stop calling Germans angry or Nazis, because they aren't always angry and they NEVER WILL BE NAZIS AGAIN! They were FORCED to be Nazis because of Hitler's strong stranglehold on Germany.
Person 1: LOOLZ OMFG GRMANZ R SO NAZI N ANGY CUZ DEY WER NAZTS!!!!!111

Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!
by Fetus Bomber December 28, 2005
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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German Pearl Harbor Moment

This is reference to John Belushi in Animal House. When he was in the middle of an inspirational speech, he asked the rhetorical question: "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" When questioned, Otter said: "He's on a roll, just let him go".
(When someone attempts to interrupt you) "Hey, just let me finish, I'm having a 'German Pearl Harbor Moment'"
by MNMustangfreak September 13, 2009
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German Apology

When a person of German heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.
Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"

Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
by Budman7 December 30, 2011
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Old German

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks
by God January 30, 2005
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Germ Burn

A cigarette burn on the inside of the left wrist, but it had to have been given by Darby Crash or somebody who has had done by Darby Crash. NOT YOURSELF. For hardcore fans of the Los Angeles punk band whos lead singer (Darby Crash)killed himself in a premeditated, drug-facilitated suicide on December 7, 1980.
by Johnny Tofu December 10, 2005
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